Illustrated by Jennifer.
A children's book in the works? Sign me up for 10 copies...
Watch what you say about Tarantulas.
You don't need to worry about tarantulas - we're doing animals here, not food groups.
I thought animals were one of your food groups, Snag!? Note to self: Scratch drawing #13...
Why do I suspect all 26 animals wind up in a stew?
The spirit of Edward Gorey lives on in you two!
AWESOMEnow it all makes sense
a Myopic Aardvark?
i was wondering about the pince-nez for the aardvark...
The pince-nez were for fun... you know, artistic license and all that. :) And... aardvarks have poor eyesight. I forgot this was such a literal bunch... not given to flights of fancy. Thank goodness RM has removed the zombie from his name. I'm glad... I thought he really was one!
depends on where I'm commenting. I'm still a zombie at Saying yes, RoD, and 3B (albeit a half-assed zombie).And I fully support a program of corrective lenses for poorly-sighted aardvarks. I did not know that about them. Maybe that's why they eat ants. They can't see the phone book to order a pizza.
For all I know, ants taste like pizza.Note to self: eat some ants.
And I fully support a program of corrective lenses for poorly-sighted aardvarks.Which would be all of them:As it is nocturnal and has poor eyesight, the aardvark is cautious upon leaving its burrow. It comes to the entrance and stands there motionless for several minutes. Then it suddenly leaps out in powerful jumps. At about 30 feet out it stops, raises up on its legs, perks up its ears and turns its head in all directions. If there are no sounds, it makes a few more leaps and finally moves at a slow trot to look for food.
That's how I feel in the morning when getting out of bed...
Good work. Looking forward to more.
Also, handling instructions.The prairie dog, apparently, is a horrible photo subject.
The prairie dog, apparently, is a horrible photo subject.Not if you stuff 'em first.
B is for BuzzardBalding and BotheredWhen he Pitches a FitHe Looks like your Father.~
C is for ChupacabraGrapefruit on its mindIn general they suckSo don't get left behind.
D is for DinosaurScaly and tall.They lived alongside menafter Lucifer's fall.
Z is for Zombeeshambling and deadall he wants is some branesso watch your head.
LOL! I hate to tell you, but Snag is already up to J...fish- I'm surprised you didn't fit "rind" in there... RM- zombies are in your future, more than you know.Brando- Sarah P would have to be in that one.
E is Ernest who choked on a peach.wait, what are we doing?
C is for CoelacanthMissing for agesWith a face made for radioHe was kept off the stagesD is for DingoAnd I don’t mean maybeBetter watch out for himOr he’ll eat your babyE is for EmuEmphatically soThey grow them on farmsAnd we thought you should know~
Dingo is awesome.
I feel like the headliner who's been upstaged by the opening acts.Oh well, must soldier on if for no other reason than to give the world Jennifer's gifts.
Minor technical note: I did not believe in labels, but they're really awfully convenient for looking at bunches of posts in a row. This series deserves a label.
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