6:45: What do you mean the goddamned computer's not working?
7:10: Wake me up again and I'll kill you.
8:25: Wish I was dead.
9:00: Start cleaning.
9:30: Shower
9:45: Lattice bacon? What the hell?
10:00: Molest sausage.
10:05: Sprinkle cooked bacon.
10:10: Scream at dog.
10:15: Roll sausage.
10:17: Roll bacon.
10:19: Put in oven.
10:21: Start cleaning stupid house.
11:15: Greet guests.
11:16: Open beer.
1:30: Put rolls in oven.
1:45: Start eating.
1:45:02: Holy crap, this is good. Way better than expected. Need to buy smoker. Need to make every day.
Friday, February 13, 2009
Bacon Explosion Live Blogging
Posted by Snag at 5:33 PM
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A STAINLESS STEEL SINK?
O snag....
WANT!!!
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You are soon to be dead to me, and likely the rest of us. It is my solemn vow to both top this with mine own explosion, that shalt be less disgustingly penis like. This I spit at thee with unbaconed breath!
I believe Now would be a good time to invest in myocardial infarction futures....
So...the explosion comes later?
I love how you captured the steam in the second to last pic.
Oh, and also I hate you for getting to eat this.
I think I need a Tums from merely looking at it.
Can this be done with black pudding?
Just asking on behalf of a friend, you understand.
Shoud've saved the bacon drippings. Makes a mighty fine gravy.
Befouled, indeed. I hope no vegans stumble by, would you want that on your conscience snag?
BTW, the sadlies agree the title should involve Porkulus. My suggestion: Porkulus Snagulus.
Porkulus Snagulus Magnificus Fatticus Finch.
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Snag made a tofurkey wrapped in Smart Bacon!
I could hear Snag's heart burst from here.
I'm curious, what kind of sink is Snag supposed to have? Aside from one that's not been sullied by the treyfiest treyf there is.
I'm with Mandos. What is he supposed to have, granite hewn out of a single stone.
He isn't Graham Frost!
I think he's supposed to have a sink made out of a carved ham.
fish- you forgot the Soy Pups.
Snag- I hope you didn't just pour that grease down the sink...
Snag- I hope you didn't just pour that grease down the sink...
Yet another case of damning photographic evidence!
Better hope Sheriff Leon Lott doesn't come after you, Snag.
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Brando needs to unbutton his pants after reading this.
Okay, with all the failings my house encompasses, both those original to the construction and those wrought by my hellish brood, what's the problem with the sink?
Besides, what are you doing commenting instead of making a Bacon Explosion? Time's a wasting!
Forget the sink. Who uses RED pot holders?!?
They're not red, they're magenta.
Could you post a picture of the outside of your house, Snag?
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Stainless steel attracts Ghost Melon, Snag.
EVERYBODY knows that.
zrm - due to the amount of gravy being poured down that drain, ghost melon and sink lettuce are both being treated for hardened arteries.
Kill it with fire!!!
So does this bring your heart attacks to a baker's dozen?
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