Friday, February 13, 2009

Bacon Explosion Live Blogging

6:45: What do you mean the goddamned computer's not working?

7:10: Wake me up again and I'll kill you.

8:25: Wish I was dead.

9:00: Start cleaning.

9:30: Shower

9:45: Lattice bacon? What the hell?

10:00: Molest sausage.

10:05: Sprinkle cooked bacon.

10:10: Scream at dog.

10:15: Roll sausage.

10:17: Roll bacon.

10:19: Put in oven.

10:21: Start cleaning stupid house.

11:15: Greet guests.

11:16: Open beer.

1:30: Put rolls in oven.

1:45: Start eating.

1:45:02: Holy crap, this is good. Way better than expected. Need to buy smoker. Need to make every day.






























26 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

A STAINLESS STEEL SINK?

O snag....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

WANT!!!
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Pinko Punko said...

You are soon to be dead to me, and likely the rest of us. It is my solemn vow to both top this with mine own explosion, that shalt be less disgustingly penis like. This I spit at thee with unbaconed breath!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe Now would be a good time to invest in myocardial infarction futures....

Righteous Bubba said...

So...the explosion comes later?

Kathleen said...

I love how you captured the steam in the second to last pic.

Oh, and also I hate you for getting to eat this.

Jennifer said...

I think I need a Tums from merely looking at it.

herr doktor bimler said...

Can this be done with black pudding?
Just asking on behalf of a friend, you understand.

commie atheist said...

Shoud've saved the bacon drippings. Makes a mighty fine gravy.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Befouled, indeed. I hope no vegans stumble by, would you want that on your conscience snag?

BTW, the sadlies agree the title should involve Porkulus. My suggestion: Porkulus Snagulus.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Porkulus Snagulus Magnificus Fatticus Finch.
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fish said...

Snag made a tofurkey wrapped in Smart Bacon!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I could hear Snag's heart burst from here.

Mandos said...

I'm curious, what kind of sink is Snag supposed to have? Aside from one that's not been sullied by the treyfiest treyf there is.

t4toby said...

I'm with Mandos. What is he supposed to have, granite hewn out of a single stone.

He isn't Graham Frost!

Jennifer said...

I think he's supposed to have a sink made out of a carved ham.

fish- you forgot the Soy Pups.

Snag- I hope you didn't just pour that grease down the sink...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Snag- I hope you didn't just pour that grease down the sink...

Yet another case of damning photographic evidence!

Better hope Sheriff Leon Lott doesn't come after you, Snag.
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gregor samsa said...

Brando needs to unbutton his pants after reading this.

Snag said...

Okay, with all the failings my house encompasses, both those original to the construction and those wrought by my hellish brood, what's the problem with the sink?

Besides, what are you doing commenting instead of making a Bacon Explosion? Time's a wasting!

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Forget the sink. Who uses RED pot holders?!?

Mandos said...

They're not red, they're magenta.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Could you post a picture of the outside of your house, Snag?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Stainless steel attracts Ghost Melon, Snag.

EVERYBODY knows that.

almostinfamous said...

zrm - due to the amount of gravy being poured down that drain, ghost melon and sink lettuce are both being treated for hardened arteries.

Anonymous said...

Kill it with fire!!!

pedestrian said...

So does this bring your heart attacks to a baker's dozen?