Friday, January 30, 2009

We Are Not Alone

Every year a group of us get together for a pot luck Super Bowl party. So far, people have volunteered to bring a wide assortment of treats.

Beer
Wine
Cheese
A puppy
Sausage
Crackers
Pizza
Pigeon milk
Pop
Water
Chips
More beer
Ice Cream
Nuts
Crackers
More wine
Chicken wings
Taco dip
Liverwurst dip
Fruit dip
More beer
Rabbits
Salsa
More wine
Pig snout gruel
Chips
Sheepshead casserole
Pickles
Deep fried diverticulum
Chili
Waffles
Guacamole
Debeaked loon poppers
Apples
Spam con queso
Italian sausage
More beer
Another puppy
Deviled eggs
Pruno
Soda bread
Champagne punch
A goat
Smoked oysters
Another puppy
Fried pine cones and bark on a nice bed of lead
Liquor
Liver pot pie
Bratwurst
Sauerkraut
Chips
Fruit pizza
Cookies
More wine
Haggis

These are my neighbors. There's a reason I'm the way I am.

18 comments:

Mendacious D said...

Don't forget the sheep dip!

rotten mcdonald said...

Isn't it more likely that all the similar people are kept in the same asylum, err, neighborhood

Jennifer said...

Yeah. I think RM has a point. Snag? Do you have an unusually tall fence around your neighborhood?? One with concertina? Do you need permission to leave, but not to enter?? Have you wondered why they told you to put that GPS receiver on your ankle as well as your car??

fish said...

I have had sheepshead. It does not taste like chicken.

PupH said...

*ahem*

Jennifer said...

fish- I thought you had given sheepshead...

Kathleen said...

thank god someone is bringing soda bread, or you'd all have indigestion.

rotten mcdonald said...

hey, wait...

just exactly how many puppies do you need to make a meatloaf?

fish said...

Jennifer, that definitely does not taste like chicken.

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Jennifer said...

Jennifer, that definitely does not taste like chicken.

And you would know because???

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fish said...

No comment.

Jennifer said...

No comment

I understand... it's hard to talk when your mouth is full...

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Adorable Girlfriend said...

Pup H. was here?!! Damn. I missed him.

Sounds like it was a good time.

Thanks for inviting AG.

Jerk.