Every day I come home and this is what I see:
The kids are fond of her. But they're not fussy. They'd love a dung beetle. Hell, they love me, in their own peculiar way.
She's a horse, though. Ninety pounds of submissive pound mutt.
My question: Pet or Food?
Pet...........................................................Food
1. Likes meat...........................................................Is made of meat
2. Part of the family................................................Bigger part of the family than me
3. Loves the kids.....................................................The kids love food
4. The kids love her................................................Who cares?
5. Protects my house..............................................Does not protect my budget
6. Lies on my feet....................................................Craps in my yard
7. This one time, killed a rabbit...................,.........This one time, killed a rabbit
8. My family would kill me if I ate her.................My family would kill me if I ate her
9. Is a lab..................................................................Could be sold to a lab
10. Priceless.............................................................Worthless
Decisions, decisions.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Slavering Or Mouthwatering?
Posted by Snag at 9:58 PM
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Food.
I don't know, mutt-lab is kidda tough...
Snag, don't make me!!!
You know, your pooch has a blog as well and had a similar post up yesterday entitled, "Master or Food"? I don't want to say where you ended up... and Chuckles was an appetizer.
I'm just sayin'.
If you pound it with a meat hammer and slice it thin against the grain, it's a little chewy but it'll fill you up.
Jennifer, I'll save you some if that's what's worrying you.
Oh my god, the meat hammer. BAM! says Emeril!
Pinko- you're going to hell... right along with Snag.
This dog has a blog?
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