Monday, April 30, 2007

Slavering Or Mouthwatering?

Every day I come home and this is what I see:
















The kids are fond of her. But they're not fussy. They'd love a dung beetle. Hell, they love me, in their own peculiar way.

She's a horse, though. Ninety pounds of submissive pound mutt.

My question: Pet or Food?

Pet...........................................................Food

1. Likes meat...........................................................Is made of meat
2. Part of the family................................................Bigger part of the family than me
3. Loves the kids.....................................................The kids love food
4. The kids love her................................................Who cares?
5. Protects my house..............................................Does not protect my budget
6. Lies on my feet....................................................Craps in my yard
7. This one time, killed a rabbit...................,.........This one time, killed a rabbit
8. My family would kill me if I ate her.................My family would kill me if I ate her
9. Is a lab..................................................................Could be sold to a lab
10. Priceless.............................................................Worthless

Decisions, decisions.

7 comments:

Chuckles said...

Food.

Elmo said...

I don't know, mutt-lab is kidda tough...

Jennifer said...

Snag, don't make me!!!

You know, your pooch has a blog as well and had a similar post up yesterday entitled, "Master or Food"? I don't want to say where you ended up... and Chuckles was an appetizer.

I'm just sayin'.

Snag said...

If you pound it with a meat hammer and slice it thin against the grain, it's a little chewy but it'll fill you up.

Jennifer, I'll save you some if that's what's worrying you.

Pinko Punko said...

Oh my god, the meat hammer. BAM! says Emeril!

Jennifer said...

Pinko- you're going to hell... right along with Snag.

Chuckles said...

This dog has a blog?