Saturday, April 21, 2007

Come On Down To Snag's Place, Baby

Spring has sprung! Tonight the neighborhood is celebrating with an old-fashioned game feed. We'll be firing up the grills and smokers, opening up some homemade brew, and shoving food down our gullets.

Just look what's on the menu:

Grilled udder - Around here, we only use line-caught cows.

Braised possum - No need to stuff them, they're already full!

Pan-fried yarbles - A melt-in-your-mouth delicacy.

Roots - If you like root vegetables, you'll love roots.

Smoked face - Beef, pork, chicken, fish, it's all good.

Siamese cheese - It's not easy milking a cat, but nothing worthwhile ever is.

Thorn pie - If a little roughage is good, a lot is better.

So stop on by. We'll have yak races, an ass-painting booth, and skeet shooting for the little ones. At midnight we'll stoke the fire, cordon off the area, and have our annual drawing.

Hope to see you. Maybe you'll be this year's lucky winner!

8 comments:

Jennifer said...

What? No cow pie eating contest??

Snag said...

That's more of a fall tradition around here.

Jennifer said...

Hope it was a rousing success and that you woke up a lottery loser with your yarbles intact.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG is brining her own food. And the keys to a fast car getaway!

Snag said...

It was a rousing success. By the time the SWAT team and the medical waste disposal group left, everyone was ready to call it a night.

Kathleen said...

I'm surprised there was anyone left to call it a night after the waste disposal group left.

ba-DUM-dum.

Snag said...

Kathleen, I didn't see you at the party! I see you've met my neighbors, though.

fish said...

Smoked face

I was invited to a traditional Norwegian meal that featured smoked sheep head (apparently the rest of the smoked sheep is saved for people that really matter). There is a reason all the Norwegians are so unhappy.