Wednesday, March 19, 2008

We're Having Some Fun Now

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't care."

"Neither do I. You decide."

"What are the choices?"

"A steakhouse or a different steakhouse."

"Do they both serve liquor?"


"Then I don't care."

"Neither do I. Pick one."

"The one that's further away."


"More chance to get hit by a truck."



Mendacious D said...

Needs more bourbon.

Hang in there!

fish said...

I, for one, would find a house built out of steaks incredibly fascinating.

Brando said...

Excessive consumption of beef and liquor make life less miserable and shorten one's miserable life. It's a win-win.

Kathleen said...

"The one that's further away."

plus, you know, the exercise.