Monday, July 30, 2007

Where In The World Is Snag?

Can you guess where I am from the state symbols in this list?

State Bird: Turkey vulture

State Animal: The beef

State Photograph: Governor's booking shot

State Drink: Yes

State Fish: Asian "Jump Out of the Water and Kill Boaters" carp

State Plant: Buckthorn

State Poison: Cyanide

State Gemstone: Bituminous

State Fruit: Jello

State Seal: Baby (clubbed)

State Metal: Antimony

State Tree: Plywood

State Muffin: Mc

State Insect: Tsetse fly

State Song: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot


Anonymous said...

Is it Snag Dakota? Snaggisota? Snagiana? Snaginois? Snagaware? Snagoming? Snagas? Snag Carolina? Snaginton? Snagaska? Snagowa? Snagconsin?

Did I get it?? Do I win???

Anonymous said...

State of Confusion? State of Emergency? State of Denial???

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lock up your moose.

Snag is on the road again.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I'm guessing one of the Dakotas or Nebraska.

Kathleen said...

Hell. but it's a dry heat.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Dry heat, my camel's hump. That is worse for the skin.

Are you going to leave us hanging like this?

Snag said...

For our purposes, Kathleen's guess is close enough. It was no dry heat, though, more like a sauna gone hideously off the tracks. No moose either, although I thought I saw a volcano in the far distance.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

to quote Henry Rollins,

"...the heat is a living thing that wants to kill you."