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Because I don't get enough grief from my family, now I find out AG doesn't like my music either. What neither they nor she knows is that for the last two years, late at night when everyone's asleep, I've been working on a rock opera of my own. With a working title of "Harry Potter and the Chicken Salad" I'm confident in its marketability, especially in those countries with permissive copyright laws.

Some sample lyrics to whet your appetites:

Get your blender runnin'
Fire up the toaster
Rummage through the meat tray
Put a turkey in the roaster.
Yeah, darling, gonna make a sandwich
Stuff it right in my big fat face.
Finish all of my snacks at once
And never say Grace.

I like ham and coleslaw
Deviled eggs and cream cheese
Salmon on the grill
And I'd like another steak, please.
Yeah, darling, gonna make a sandwich,
Stuff it right in my big fat face.
Finish all of my snacks at once,
And never say Grace.

I like a good Happy Meal
But we were born, born to eat veal
With a caraway rye.
Oh, I love Frito pie.

Born to eat veal
Born to eat veal.