Finally, I get a decent meal, some sesame crusted rare tuna with a nice glass of wine, talking to my boss, who's not a bad guy, when twenty middle-aged extremely white, extremely upper-middle-class men pour into the restaurant, fresh from some fucking golf tournament or some goddamn thing, half drunk and intent on getting drunker.
Inarticulate joke at obnoxious noise level. Uproarious stupid laughter. Repeat until everyone else in restaurant can't stand it.
Me to waitress. "I didn't realize there was an asshole convention in town."
She smiles nervously, anxious to save her tip. "Sorry, I'm sure they'll settle down in a minute."
They don't, of course, guys like this never do. My boss and I stick it out for a little longer and then leave. I go back to a stupid hotel bar to watch a baseball game and play bar bingo, God help me, but at least it's better than dealing with a bunch of smug, overfed shitheads.
Christ, if I'm like that, kill me please.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Is It Too Much To Ask?
Posted by Snag at 10:48 PM
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So I take it you prefer Nancy Grace and Glenn Beck over this?
Anyone taking odds on Republicanism?
smug, self-important jerks who have no ability to think of anyone but themselves have been resurgent for six years.
Hopefully, we can put some of them in jail.
Those guys sound whiter than Jennifer's William Sonoma sugar.
Funny, that's the kind of men I either:
A. Date
B. Are related to
C. Like to play with their heads and HR policies at the office
BP, it depends on the place and how preppy? Preppy RL bought full price or discount?
Brando: You win the comments thread. Again
Fucker.
This sounds like 95% of all 20-35 year olds in DC.
Which helps me win the ladies, let me tell you.
Me to waitress. "I didn't realize there was an asshole convention in town."
awesome. I would never have the nerve to say that in real life.
Which helps me win the ladies, let me tell you.
This coming from a guy who has no future Ms. Chuckles lined up that would agree to be such and has yet to show his epic wang of small proportions to RoD.
I smell crap like a rat in the sewer.
"Those guys sound whiter than Jennifer's William Sonoma sugar."
Again... thank GAWD Brando is not a smart ass!!
LOL! I need a coffee shield for my computer screen. :)
Brando uses a comment posting robot. I'm not impressed.
Just kidding.
Oh Snagsby, I would have just died if you had then said "so I went over there and pretended to be part of their group, repeating that I didn't get the joke and could someone please repeat it and staring at each one in turn as if they were big juicy møøse steaks."
"Is it too much to ask" for a new post??? Hmmmmmm???
I know you're working and have got your show on the road... "Lake Wazapamani, one night only! The Snag Moose and Blues Revue!" but still...
PUT UP A NEW POST... OR ELSE!!! It's been a heck of a week and I could use some laughs!
Brando uses a comment posting robot. I'm not impressed.
Sadly this is true. My circuits are only programmed for laughter, but I can never know this thing you call...love. *BOOP*
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