Tuesday, July 17, 2007

I'll Take Braying Jackal For Fifty

You know what's worse than sitting in a hotel bar watching Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace on CNN?

Not much.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woo-hoo! Glenn and Nancy! Party on, Snag!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How about....

Being dragged naked, backwards on your ass across 500 yards of broken glass?


.....nope.


Lose a bet, Snag?

Chuckles said...

I know what's worse. Having to listen to Tucker Carlson's jokes at a garden party.

Mendacious D said...

How about not having access to booze during that time?

That would be torturous.

Anonymous said...

i think it would only be worse if you had bill o reilly, chris matthews and tim russer perform an opera with katie couric and tucker carlson and maybe james carville in chorus

Snag said...

i think it would only be worse if you had bill o reilly, chris matthews and tim russer perform an opera with katie couric and tucker carlson and maybe james carville in chorus

Even I wouldn't watch the Sunday morning talk shows. Especially without access to a lot more booze than I can afford.

As for Tucker, would those be intentional or unintentional jokes? Because I think he's unintentionally hilarious.

Elmo said...

You know what's worse than...

Having to fuck Ann Coulter?

Snag said...

Alright, Elmo wins that one.

Kathleen said...

at least you're at a freaking bar! you could be at a dry Denny's or something.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What? You've never lived in bumknuckle Delaware? Imagine that and going to K-Mart on your way home.

Life can get worse...

Righteous Bubba said...

watching Glenn Beck and Nancy Grace on CNN

Are they playing checkers or smooching or what?