Thanks to the groundswell of support from Brando, Rotten, and AIF, among others too numerous and unimportant to mention, I have decided to try my hand at this vice-presidenting business. And what does every campaign need, besides a photogenic vessel into which catchphrases and special interest money can be poured? Catch slogans, of course! Fortunately, I have a mittful.
Check 'em out:
"Snag - Experience You Can Smell!"
"Tippiecanoe And Moosies Too"
"Compassionate Fascism"
"Snag - First In War, First In Peace, Last In His Fantasy Baseball League"
"Building A Bridge To A Disturbing Fantasy"
"Stop Belgian Aggression Now!"
"25 Or 6 To 4 Or Fight"
"Is That A Ballot In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"
Additional suggestions welcomed in comments.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Catch As Catch Can
Posted by Snag at 2:08 PM
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Snag - Directing America's Rage Inward
Well, if you were like Lieberman, you could morph the old Tareyton one... and say, "I'd rather switch than fight"!
How about "A Moose in Every Pot"???
or...
"Are You Better Off Than You Were Four Posts Ago?"
or...
"Make Dinner, Not War!"
I'll proudly wear a pin that says, "I'll Bag Snag!" :)
Rollins/Snag: Loud!!
Snag: Pull my finger!!
"Wait'll you see the screen I install in the Lincoln Bedroom."
"I told the doctor Thanks but no Thanks... and he stuck a finger up my butt anyways!"
also, running against the current pResident:
"This time, we're drinking!"
Try not to hit a snag on the road to the Whitehouse
Snag- He will disappoint you too
Avoid the bigotry of low expectations, vote Snag.
Snag - Better Than TWO Pokes in the Eye with a Sharp Stick
"Snag for President! He's not just for dinner."
"Snag! Taking Plum Barrel Politics Out of Washington!"
Oops, I just realized I've been running you for President, not VP...
"Snag! The Perfect Side Dish to the Presidential Entree"
Bitter people cling to guns and God.
Really bitter people cling to Snag.
Can you put lipstick on Snag?
Snag - "Free Tibet, Free Bourbon"
Snag - i'll sink a treaty quicker than the titanic
i also like the moose in every pot idea.
25 Or 6 To 4 Or Fight
Very nice, and a testament to my age that I got the reference. I was going to suggest "54 40 or Fried Ice Cream"
Also, "Out With the Jerks, In With the Jerky."
Vote Snag: my kids want me 12 states away.
Snag will put the whole country on eBay!
Where the hell is Snag?!??! He runs for VP and suddenly he's incommunicado as well. Harrumph.
Did we offend you, Snag? Will you talk to Charlie Gibson??
I'm deeply touched by this outpouring. However, if arrested, I will not confess; if indicted, I will not appear; if convicted, I will not serve.
SNAG 08:
I'm less psychotic than the others.
we are your base Snag. It's not pretty, but it's true.
if arrested, I will not confess; if indicted, I will not appear; if convicted, I will not serve.
Umm, I didn't know Snag was a Republican.
He should run for Alaskan Gov
Snag: He lies less than others... or will at least tell you when he is.. maybe.
this post has really energized Snag's base!
Are you being disrespectful to Snag!?!?! Calling him base!!
I call Snagism!
Yeah, why doesn't Snag appease the base???
Tag Snag, He's It!
PP has the Bumper Sticker.
Now Snag owes him fees.
Snag is out trying to get video clerks fired.
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