Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Catch As Catch Can

Thanks to the groundswell of support from Brando, Rotten, and AIF, among others too numerous and unimportant to mention, I have decided to try my hand at this vice-presidenting business. And what does every campaign need, besides a photogenic vessel into which catchphrases and special interest money can be poured? Catch slogans, of course! Fortunately, I have a mittful.

Check 'em out:

"Snag - Experience You Can Smell!"

"Tippiecanoe And Moosies Too"

"Compassionate Fascism"

"Snag - First In War, First In Peace, Last In His Fantasy Baseball League"

"Building A Bridge To A Disturbing Fantasy"

"Stop Belgian Aggression Now!"

"25 Or 6 To 4 Or Fight"

"Is That A Ballot In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"

Additional suggestions welcomed in comments.

26 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

Snag - Directing America's Rage Inward

Jennifer said...

Well, if you were like Lieberman, you could morph the old Tareyton one... and say, "I'd rather switch than fight"!

How about "A Moose in Every Pot"???

or...

"Are You Better Off Than You Were Four Posts Ago?"

or...

"Make Dinner, Not War!"

I'll proudly wear a pin that says, "I'll Bag Snag!" :)

rotten mcdonald said...

Rollins/Snag: Loud!!

Snag: Pull my finger!!

"Wait'll you see the screen I install in the Lincoln Bedroom."

"I told the doctor Thanks but no Thanks... and he stuck a finger up my butt anyways!"

rotten mcdonald said...

also, running against the current pResident:

"This time, we're drinking!"

fish said...

Try not to hit a snag on the road to the Whitehouse

fish said...

Snag- He will disappoint you too

fish said...

Avoid the bigotry of low expectations, vote Snag.

Righteous Bubba said...

Snag - Better Than TWO Pokes in the Eye with a Sharp Stick

Jennifer said...

"Snag for President! He's not just for dinner."

"Snag! Taking Plum Barrel Politics Out of Washington!"

Oops, I just realized I've been running you for President, not VP...

"Snag! The Perfect Side Dish to the Presidential Entree"

fish said...

Bitter people cling to guns and God.

Really bitter people cling to Snag.

Jennifer said...

Can you put lipstick on Snag?

almostinfamous said...

Snag - "Free Tibet, Free Bourbon"

Snag - i'll sink a treaty quicker than the titanic

i also like the moose in every pot idea.

Brando said...

25 Or 6 To 4 Or Fight

Very nice, and a testament to my age that I got the reference. I was going to suggest "54 40 or Fried Ice Cream"

Also, "Out With the Jerks, In With the Jerky."

Kathleen said...

Vote Snag: my kids want me 12 states away.

Kathleen said...

Snag will put the whole country on eBay!

Jennifer said...

Where the hell is Snag?!??! He runs for VP and suddenly he's incommunicado as well. Harrumph.

Did we offend you, Snag? Will you talk to Charlie Gibson??

Snag said...

I'm deeply touched by this outpouring. However, if arrested, I will not confess; if indicted, I will not appear; if convicted, I will not serve.

rotten mcdonald said...

SNAG 08:

I'm less psychotic than the others.

rotten mcdonald said...

we are your base Snag. It's not pretty, but it's true.

rotten mcdonald said...

if arrested, I will not confess; if indicted, I will not appear; if convicted, I will not serve.

Umm, I didn't know Snag was a Republican.

He should run for Alaskan Gov

Jennifer said...

Snag: He lies less than others... or will at least tell you when he is.. maybe.

Kathleen said...

this post has really energized Snag's base!

Jennifer said...

Are you being disrespectful to Snag!?!?! Calling him base!!

I call Snagism!

Pinko Punko said...

Yeah, why doesn't Snag appease the base???

Tag Snag, He's It!

rotten mcdonald said...

PP has the Bumper Sticker.

Now Snag owes him fees.

rotten mcdonald said...

Snag is out trying to get video clerks fired.