Monday, May 17, 2010

Shake A Leg

"Hey, come here," I yelled to my assistant.

"What?" she yelled back. "I'm busy."

"Seriously, you've got to see this."

"Aren't you supposed to be working on the budget?" she asked, walking into my office.

"Yes, sure, whatever," I said. "Look." I pointed to the bus stop across the street.

She looked. "Oh my God, what's he doing?"

"Polishing his leg," I said.

"It's in his lap," she said.

"I know. I saw him take it off."

"I didn't expect that," she said.

"I told you it was worth seeing," I said.

"It was," she said, closing the blinds. "Now get back to the budget."

"Okay," I said.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Polishing his leg," I said.

Because he can.

Jennifer said...

He'll go blind.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jennifer beat me to the obvious joke. Well played, ma'am.

Kathleen said...

I have nothing further to add

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Now, Snag, trick your assistant into watching the trailer for The Human Centipede.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Night of the Living Dead Zombie is evil.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I been hanging around Pinko too much.

Substance McGravitas said...

A man need never steal or beg
When he has a polished leg

Smut Clyde said...

Artificial legs? Synchronicity.

Substance McGravitas said...

I was just about to synchronously do the corresponding comment over at Riddled.

Guard your hadrons.

Pinko Punko said...

I was just going to say that some extra quotes would make all the difference.

Snag said...

Why is it only after the fact I realize the folly of using an expression like "polishing his leg" in present company?

Hamish Mack said...

"Ooh look the little doggy is trying to polish your leg, daddy"

Brando said...

Probably getting it ready for his next ass-kicking contest.

fish said...

Jennifer beat me to the obvious joke.


Never mind.