Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Just Sad

"Hey, Snag, do you want to be on the management wellness team? We're going to compete against other employee teams."

"What do I have to do?"

"Record how many minutes you exercise every day."

"How broadly do you define 'exercise'?"

"Never mind."


Kathleen said...

so so funny

Hamish Mack said...

Jebus, a "wellness team"?
"All those not dead, raise your hand"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

That would confuse me, AK. Do I raise my hand or not?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We had wellness teams two out of the last three years. (Not last year, because our new corporate parent sent us to the adoption agency.)

My Team WON and WON! So both years I got a certificate to buy New Balance sneakers for almost their full price.


Snag said...

I wish they'd set up a bacon team and call it a day.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Take ownership of that initiative, Associate Snag.

Hamish Mack said...

Well, I guess, Zombie wellness would have it's own category of "pretty well, considering I'm dead up to a point"
At my daughter's school prize giving there is a prize for the kids who manage to have no sick days. Last year the advice we got from one of the winners about how to stay well was "dunno".
I'm honoring that every day.

Brando said...

Bourbon curls: three sets of 10 until blackout.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, it seems like everyone is starting their weekend early, Friday Furlough style.

So since I have to sit here and wait for some dude to drop off a notarized survey, I might as well start Brando's exercise regimen right after lunch. Never know when the Wellness Team will stop by, amirite?