You know what my favorite airline food is?
I don't know, because there isn't any.
Bastards.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Friendly Skys, My Ass
Posted by Snag at 10:19 PM
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6 comments:
on my last mealtime flight, they tried to sell us boxed meals. Really. They tried to make us PAY. For AIRLINE FOOD.
I was like no thanks, I'll just go ahead and subsist on my own toenail clippings until we get to Dallas.
Your flight attendant didn't end her in-flight instructions with "this flight includes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
and a chili dog"?
Bourbon.
and a chili dog.
what about booze?
oh waait that's only free for AG and the people that do international travel.
i would try to smuggle some booze on board myself. if anyone asks WTf it is, ask them to take a swig and have a happy day.
Welcome to AG's life.
Now fly like that two to three times a week for about six years straight.
And y'all wonder why AG has sass.
And AIF, don't start. First Class doesnt' even get you a free drink anymore. Maybe a cobag letter to Babs Bush, but no longer a drink.
P.S. Hotel chains are now going the same way in terms of customer service or what is better know as, Shitty Attitudes!
AG, at most of the hotels (or as they call them, motor courts) at which I stay, Shitty Attitude is considered an upgrade. I don't envy you the flying, however.
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