Thursday, September 13, 2007

Close Your Books And Pick Up Your Pencils

In preparation for tonight's Presidential address, here's a little pretest.

1. The President will claim the the War in Iraq is:

a. A success
b. A great success
c. Becoming a success
d. The Democrats' fault
2. The word "honor" will be used:
a. Three times
b. Five times
c. Twelve times
d. Inappropriately
3. The President will say Iraq is:
a. The central front on the war on terror
b. Key to our national security
c. Making great progress
d. The worst in an unending string of mistakes by his administration
4. Opponents of the war will be described as:
a. People who hate freedom
b. People who would like to see Saddam Hussein back in power
c. People who don't support our military
d. People who don't understand the threat
5. The speech will be:
a. Incoherent
b. Enraging
c. Insane
d. All of the above
Extra credit:

Complete the sentence.

By the end of the speech, I will want to ______________.


Kathleen said...

1. a
2. c
3. a,b,c
4. d
5. d
extra credit: vomit

btw, this quiz provides comfort to our enemies. congratulations.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

In all the confusion, what with the kiwis and chili dogs and nekkid moose painting....

....I got banned from my own blog.

Snag, the only plan for tonight is to cook a fine meal, have several glasses of wine, and go to bed early with a cuddly body of your choice.

If there's nothing else on TV, walk the dog. Or watch an MST 3K episode.

It's been safe to ignore the Preznitial Pretender for six years now. Nothing he says has any meaning, or will have any impact, or indicates anything that the administration will do in the future.

It's more conducive to mental harmony to pretend that there is no leader, and this country is being destroyed and debased by simple, mindlessly savage greedheads and entropy.

...and a chili dog.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm currently listening to the "just Can't Get Enough" series from Rhino and pretending I'm twenty years younger....

"Save it For Later" is still a blast of pure pop heaven, and can even make this war/economy/police state situation seem a bit brighter.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

1. E.
2. E.
3. E.
4. E.
5. E.
Extra credit: Slap Wade for slowing down the potential for abortion to be legal sooner in this country.

P.S. You got a response on RoD.

And Billy P's chili dog is still banned.

Anonymous said...

All of the above for all of the above!

By the end of this speech, I will want to move to a new country, but first, I might just have to try Snag's new llama chili served on a real dog.

How sad... BP has taken to banning himself. Would that be the autoban?

Snag said...

"Save it For Later" and "Autobahn" (radio single). I feel better already.

fish said...

Rhino released some great stuff in the day. Still pull out the Agent Orange on occasion.

Chuckles said...

I think a zombified Saddam would be a better president than Bush.