In preparation for tonight's Presidential address, here's a little pretest.
1. The President will claim the the War in Iraq is:
a. A success2. The word "honor" will be used:
b. A great success
c. Becoming a success
d. The Democrats' fault
a. Three times3. The President will say Iraq is:
b. Five times
c. Twelve times
d. Inappropriately
a. The central front on the war on terror4. Opponents of the war will be described as:
b. Key to our national security
c. Making great progress
d. The worst in an unending string of mistakes by his administration
a. People who hate freedom5. The speech will be:
b. People who would like to see Saddam Hussein back in power
c. People who don't support our military
d. People who don't understand the threat
a. IncoherentExtra credit:
b. Enraging
c. Insane
d. All of the above
Complete the sentence.
By the end of the speech, I will want to ______________.
8 comments:
1. a
2. c
3. a,b,c
4. d
5. d
extra credit: vomit
btw, this quiz provides comfort to our enemies. congratulations.
In all the confusion, what with the kiwis and chili dogs and nekkid moose painting....
....I got banned from my own blog.
Snag, the only plan for tonight is to cook a fine meal, have several glasses of wine, and go to bed early with a cuddly body of your choice.
If there's nothing else on TV, walk the dog. Or watch an MST 3K episode.
It's been safe to ignore the Preznitial Pretender for six years now. Nothing he says has any meaning, or will have any impact, or indicates anything that the administration will do in the future.
It's more conducive to mental harmony to pretend that there is no leader, and this country is being destroyed and debased by simple, mindlessly savage greedheads and entropy.
...and a chili dog.
I'm currently listening to the "just Can't Get Enough" series from Rhino and pretending I'm twenty years younger....
"Save it For Later" is still a blast of pure pop heaven, and can even make this war/economy/police state situation seem a bit brighter.
1. E.
2. E.
3. E.
4. E.
5. E.
Extra credit: Slap Wade for slowing down the potential for abortion to be legal sooner in this country.
P.S. You got a response on RoD.
And Billy P's chili dog is still banned.
All of the above for all of the above!
By the end of this speech, I will want to move to a new country, but first, I might just have to try Snag's new llama chili served on a real dog.
How sad... BP has taken to banning himself. Would that be the autoban?
"Save it For Later" and "Autobahn" (radio single). I feel better already.
Rhino released some great stuff in the day. Still pull out the Agent Orange on occasion.
I think a zombified Saddam would be a better president than Bush.
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