Besides democracy and Jet Skis, America is primarily known for its sausage. As important as that is to our national identity, however, we remain a federalist system, with the states playing an important role as meat laboratories. As we enter the summer months, prime sausage season, let us pause to pay homage to some regional delicacies.
1. Georgia Peach
The inspiration for the famed Aidells chicken and apple sausage, this down home favorite combines the lusciousness of ripe peach with the tart crunchiness of skink. Traditionalists prefer a hardwood casing, while the avant-garde of Buckhead's restaurant scene like to experiment with a variety of petroleum-based wrappings.
2. Down East Hot TamaleA sausage still enjoyed in many of Maine's more isolated and well-armed coastal communities. Typically served in chopped form, this liver-based lobster byproduct is delicious sprinkled over pizza or angel food cake. When garnished with a porpoise, it is truly a mariner's delight.
3. Chicago Meat Pockets
4. Hang 'em High
5. Famous Potatoes
It's often said that one shouldn't watch either sausage or laws being made. That may be true for laws, but anyone who spends time watching their local meat artist at work will come away with renewed sense of pride in our great nation. Let's hear it for the United States of Sausage!
10 comments:
But I thought *I* was the Mariner's Delight, down at the docks every night at 2 AM.
Oh Lord, teh, that's our boy.
It's posts like this that will keep our American sausage strong. If liberals had their way, we'd all be eating chorizo.
Burp!
Just the thought of that green tamale sausage makes me long for a Saltine.
Kathleen, you raise an important point. We need a strong sausage barrier along our southern border. Lou Dobbs demands it!
I hope you all rot in an unkosher jail.
Pork eating cobags! All of ya'.
Agreed, AG! Sheesh!
Mandos, were have you been?
Out at a Jews for Jesus convention?
Well, today I was passing through Pearson.
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