Besides resolving to do away with my children, I have a full plate of New Year's resolutions this year. Nothing as morally complex or entertaining as Brando's, of course, but still important to me.
1. Achieve a cholesterol level higher than my credit score.
2. Vote for Blue Girl at every possible opportunity.
3. Invent a word that rhymes with "orange."
4. Rise from the ashes.
5. Strip mine Helsinki.
6. Direct "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" with Annie Lennox and Carrot Top in the lead roles.
7. Run Bingo Night again.
8. Construct a robot moose.
9. Emit gold.
10. Win the lottery without dying.
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
No Sweat
Posted by Snag at 11:51 PM
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1. More foreclosures would probably help. Whose doesn't really matter at this point.
3. You can, in another language.
5. Just stay out of Norway. Stoorn would be angered.
6. If this were a film adaptation, Uwe Boll would direct it.
8. See 5.
9. You might just win the favour of your children with that one.
Solange?
Marie-ange? (my favorite news caster...)
I voted for BG. Do I get a Moosecicle for that?
I also voted for Sadly, No! Brad R. is single, people!!!
Death does put a crimp on lottery spendings.
Upon further research, this Marie Ange Nardi appears to be the French Walter Cronkite. Thank you, fish.
Of course there are other newscasters in France that also have that Je ne sais quois...
Ah yes, Melisa, the John Chancellor to Marie's Cronkite.
The bad thing about emitting gold is that it's hell on your pores. The good thing is, when you use one of those nose strips, you can peel off that month's mortgage payment.
Who is your Helsinki and can I watch?
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