"Where do you want to eat?"
"I don't care."
"Neither do I. You decide."
"What are the choices?"
"A steakhouse or a different steakhouse."
"Do they both serve liquor?"
"Yes."
"Then I don't care."
"Neither do I. Pick one."
"The one that's further away."
"Why?"
"More chance to get hit by a truck."
"Okay."
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
We're Having Some Fun Now
Posted by Snag at 10:17 PM
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4 comments:
Needs more bourbon.
Hang in there!
I, for one, would find a house built out of steaks incredibly fascinating.
Excessive consumption of beef and liquor make life less miserable and shorten one's miserable life. It's a win-win.
"The one that's further away."
plus, you know, the exercise.
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