Monday, August 23, 2010


"I hear you're the guy I should talk to about lunch," said one of my coworkers.

"Really?" I asked, touched in a sad sort of way.

"Yeah," he said. "I heard you'll eat almost anything."

"True," I said. "It's also true I'll eat anything."

He thought about that for a minute.

"Sometimes I'm not even sure if I'm eating food," I added helpfully.

"Huh," he finally said.

"I'll schedule lunch for us," I said.

"I'm pretty busy the next few weeks," he said.

"No rush," I said.

"Oh," he said. "Good."


Kathleen said...

oh snag. L.O.L. etc etc.

wv: "chlash" I feel that PP is going to be saying this soon enough.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Sadly touched by an angel?

Jennifer said...

That reminds me, I think I still have Snag jerky in the fridge. Does it go bad?? Wait... all jerky is bad... :)

Vonnie said...

Will there be meat with cheese inside of it?
Because that is wonderful. Especially in the middle of the night.

Smut Clyde said...

Von's comment is an invitation to filthbottery.
Cheese with meat inside of it: Also good.

fish said...

I'm not gonna try it, you try it.
I'm not gonna try it...
Hey, let's get Snaggy.
Yeah, he'll eat it, he eats everything.
He likes it!
Yeah, big surprise, dude ate my wristwatch yesterday.

Brando said...

Could an army of cloned Snags be a better alternative to landfills?