Friday, March 12, 2010

Sacred Text

Scene: I'm in meeting. Text message arrives.

Youngest child: Im getting a buzz cut.


Youngest: I got my head buzzed dont worry [my 12-year-old] friend did it its fine.

Me: Stop lying.

Youngest: Serious! We r going to c a movie.

Me: You didn't really shave your head did you?

Youngest: Ya. Y r u so mad?


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

when I was in high school, my mom used to always complain that my hair was too long. "Get a hair cut!"

Then, when I went to college and discovered punk, came home with a buzz and it was "Why would you cut your hair so short? It looks terrible!"

Next time, maybe he can get a sideways Flock of Seagulls haircut.

Jennifer said...

So... how does he look?

Snag said...

He looks like he got a haircut from a 12-year-old.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Y r u so mad?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm getting a buzz cut.

Substance McGravitas said...

If I was the friend I woulda put a word on the back of his head.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

perhaps he did, Substance.

Maybe the young Snag should have "Pork" written on his buzz.

Mendacious D said...

Or tattooed on his knuckles.

"Beans" would be on the other hand, obviously.