Thursday, February 25, 2010

Birds Of A Feather

"I'm going to Florida next week," said my best friend R.

"What are you doing there?" I asked.

"Shooting a commercial."

"Why Florida?"

"Spring training. Our baseball team's manager is in it."

"Nice."

"I'm sure it will be cold and rainy. Plus, the manager will probably get drunk and hit on me."

"That would be hilarious."

"I'm the account executive," said R. "I'd have to put out."

6 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

But it'd have to be on the books. Taxable benefit.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I read this same post in another life.

I need to see your long form birth certificate before I believe any more posts from this site.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lawyers and account executives.

You guys PARTY

Snag said...

Oh yeah, we party crazy hard.

Mr. Middlebrow said...

I have few regrets about leaving the ad game to become a lawyer, but this is one. Ah, clients.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Is leaving advertising for law a move up?