Tuesday, March 3, 2009

I Know

You know what's even better than the stomach flu? People who won't shut up about the difference between gastroenteritis and influenza.

Bastards.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just barf on them. Then they can experience it for themselves.

Jennifer said...

I'll have you know I bit my tongue when you told me you had the stomach flu... I don't hit people when they're down, even if they're WRONG!!!

Hope you're feeling better.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It's not the heat, it's the humidity.

Oh wait.

If it makes you feel any better, I really messed up my toe this weekend. No barfing, but I did manage a trip to the emergency room....

Anonymous said...

I continuously mentally corrected myself when I had gastroenteritis.

"It is not a flu! Do not say flu!"

Righteous Bubba said...

{------ I'm with barfy!

Kathleen said...

when you are very sick it is very important to be grammatically and linguistically accurate.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

... or the zombies will get you.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely, I'm glad you understand me Kathleen!