Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Mememaker, Mememaker, Make Me A Meme

Jennifer (and Rotten) are meming up the joint and the peer pressure's too much.

My uncle once: performed a mime version of Cabaret.

Never in my life: have I shaved a trout.

When I was five: I molted.

High school was: discretionary.

I will never forget: the time my leg fell off while I was giving a presentation.

Once I met: the Keebler elves.

There's this girl I know: who was foolish enough to marry me.

Once at a bar: I won my youngest child in a game of pool.

By noon, I'm usually: awake.

Last night: there was a total eclipse of the heart.

If I only had: two nickels to rub together.

Next time I go to church: N/A.

What worries me most: worry itself.

What I miss most about the 1980's: my hair.

If I were a Shakespeare character, I'd be: Yorick's skull.

A better name for me would be: Lucky the Three-Legged Dog.

I have a hard time understanding: gibberish.

If I ever go back to school: I would violate a restraining order.

You know I like you if: I give you a pint of my blood.

Take my advice, never: exhume a corpse without permission.

My ideal breakfast is: after noon.

Why won't people: give me money?

The world could do without: my enemies.

My favorite blonds are: Peruvian.

If I do anything well, it's: N/A.

And by the way: another thirty minutes of my life, gone forever.


Jennifer said...

Ok, this helped the afternoon malaise.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Snag, I hates you. Hates you forever, I does!

Sure, I just put this one up and you come out with this gem.

Oh well. Time to see what the Ministry has in stock.... wait. Nothing? Snag, you rescinded my stock?


Anonymous said...


But what I really want to know is...what happened after you exhumed that corpse?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

However, it eases my pain to know your hair is AWOL.

Snag said...

That's why I exhumed the corpse. I'm wearing it's hair now.