Thursday, January 3, 2008

Auld Lang Syne

Belated, yes, but resolutions nonetheless.

1. Eat more meat

2. Drink more bourbon

3. Eat more bourbon-flavored meat

4. Drink more meat-flavored bourbon

5. Be serious

6. Bite me

7. No, really, bite me

8. Sell a kidney

9. Buy a liver

10. Vote


Kathleen said...

11. Eat a bourbon-flavored kidney.

12. Buy a bourbon-laced vote.

fish said...

I vote to buy a liver.

Brando said...

Meat-flavored bourbon? Would that be made by Kebob Creek?

Mendacious D said...

Bourbon laced liver? Already taken care of. I'll put it in my will.

brando: I'd figured Buffalo Trace. If it were human you could also make the case for Maker's Mark.