Wednesday, November 21, 2007

My Kid Is Funnier Than I Am (For What That's Worth)

These are the things for which my middle son and I are thankful:

1. Meat. Without meat, we wouldn't have ham cake.

2. Signatures. Signatures protect our precious bodily fluids.

3. Children. A reason to drink.

4. The Sword of Gondor. For smiting my enemies.

5. Katie, my black lab. A living food shelf.

6. Paper clips. For all your organizational and piercing needs.

7. Socks. For want of a sock, a battle was lost. Or something like that.

8. Plasma TVs. We're buying one. Booya!

9. The Trilateral Commission. Your neighborhood source for world domination.

10. Sweet Sugar Kane.

Happy Thanksgiving all!


Anonymous said...

I hope you guys enjoy your ham cake today!


Have fun watching that turkey while you're drinking wine, Snag.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

happy thanksgiving, Snag. don't let the møøses bite!

Kathleen said...

Here's hoping a moose wanders into your fire pit.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

nice vid, snag.

Thurston and his noizy krew have long been a fave of mine, ever since a friend gave me a mix tape with "Shadow Of A Doubt" on it.