Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Duck, Duck, Stupid Duck

That Mallard Fillmore, he's hilarious! So what were those lazy, good-for-nothing federal employees doing yesterday?

In a rare coordinated assault on an American combat outpost north of Baghdad, suicide bombers drove one or more cars laden with explosives into the compound on Monday, while other insurgents opened fire in the ensuing chaos, according to witnesses and the American military. Two American soldiers were killed and at least 17 were wounded.
That figures. Taking it easy while we hardworking stiffs have to hump it over to the old cartoon sweatshop. It's enough to drive a guy to drink.


Anonymous said...

Hey, Federal employees are entitled to a day off. I don't have issue with most of them. Much like us, they are paying for bombs and ammo they don't approve of.

It's Bush Co. and anyone who continues to support this war that I take issue with.

Righteous Bubba said...

Federal employee #1 has something of a vacation problem himself.

Obviously government is trustworthy only when there is someone to be spied upon, imprisoned, or killed.

Snag said...

We're probably better off when he's not in Washington "helping."