1. I am bothered by people outside, on streetcars, in stores, etc., watching me.
Isn't everyone?
2. There's no point in doing things for people; you only find you get it in the neck in the long run.
Fucking A.
3. Maybe some minority groups do get rough treatment, but it's no business of mine.
Get away from me.
4. Sometimes I think of things too bad to talk about.
Sometimes?
5. I would have been more successful if people had given me a fair chance.
Bastards.
Monday, December 21, 2009
This Isn't Likely To Turn Out Well
Posted by Snag at 11:48 PM
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I'm only bothered if they aren't watching me.
Taking silly tests bothers me too.
A+++, Ralphie!
Dear Mr. Snag
From your test results it appears that you have been taking lifestyle lessons from Jack Torrance. Please return to taking lifestyle lessons from Ned Flanders.
- The Testing Team
PS: Happy Holidays!
PPS: By that We Mean Merry Christmas!
Zombie Holiday Happy wishes to the Snag and Family, by which I mean eat and drink.
Haz a Zombie Christmas, by witch I mean watch out for teh zombies.
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I mean watch out for teh zombies.
...and give them drinks when they show up. It's really all we want. In the absence of drink, we are forced to resort to eating alcohol-saturated brains and other organs.
How can we tell if you are alcohol saturated? we Can't. So we have to taste everyone.
It's really better for everyone if you just give us a drink.
I've had a drink every day for six days straight and it's not been enough.
happy holidays!!
Under what circumstances did you encounter this questionnaire? Were you applying for the position of chairman of the Republican Party?
I've had a drink every day for six days straight and it's not been enough.
I think the key problem lies in the letter "a". Try replacing it with something more useful, like a 6.
6 hasn't been enough either...
Two 6's?
BIGGER drinks, Jennifer.
"I only had one, Ossifer!"
Hey, Snag, Hipy Papy Thappy Yew Near, ya big cranky Forest Dweller!! Don't shoot!!
My head hurts.
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