Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Animals Are Scaring Me: An Illustrated Menagerie (U)

Illustrated by Jennifer.

24 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Unicorns smoke?

No wonder they don't exist.

Jennifer said...

He was pushed to the brink, ZRM!! This lack of belief in him has pushed him to the dark side...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Mock me...Do I not guzzle umbrella drinks?"
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK, he looks pretty pissed. Must have had an architect fuck up his project.

In any case, I DO NOT want some of what he's drinking. Definitely Haterade.

blue girl said...

That's excellent! It's my favorite one!! :)

Fuckin' unicorns.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Fuckin' unicorns.

That unicorn looks like he's going to be the last magical creature kicked outta the bar, BG.

So I'm doubtin' the fuckin'.
~

blue girl said...

The eff word's only meant to surprise and shock! Who would ever use the F word and unicorns in the same sentence? Only a heathen would do such a thing.

Oh my God, that illustration is so funny, Jennifer! lol

Dan Leo said...

Another drunk animal!

Righteous Bubba said...

Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?

Jennifer said...

Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?

lol... I have no idea, which is obviously why I left it in the ashtray.

Snag said...

Unicornz - Keepin' it real.

Von said...

Best letter yet!! I'm kinda obsessed with the disgruntled Unicorn!!

Jennifer said...

Snag is currently working on a book solely about the disgruntled unicorn. I'll be illustrating the whole thing.

A copy will be waiting for you, Von!

Jennifer said...

Note to Snag:

Start writing the disgruntled unicorn book... maybe work in a zombie...

Jennifer said...

I'll start you off, Snag...

He's back and he's mad as hell!

Or

He's back and he's not going to take it anymore!!@!"

Or

Bite my crank (horn?).

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

in Chapter One, he could skewer PZ Myers, saying "Fossil record my ass! Eat horn, Biology Boy!!"

Snag said...

Unicorn - The Horning.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Unicorn 2 even hornier!!!

Jennifer said...

Oh gawd... now we're getting into Uniporn.

Snag, next project... The Animals Are Scaring Me: An Illustrated Ménage à Trois.

Von said...

Yippee!!!

fish said...

I wonder what's on top of a uniporn's head?

Jennifer said...

Don't tempt me, fish... I have children in the house who don't need to see pervy drawings...

Kathleen said...

he's the model for this unicorn

fish said...

Of course it is from Newbury Comics.