Illustrated by Jennifer.
Unicorns smoke? No wonder they don't exist.
He was pushed to the brink, ZRM!! This lack of belief in him has pushed him to the dark side...
"Mock me...Do I not guzzle umbrella drinks?"~
OK, he looks pretty pissed. Must have had an architect fuck up his project.In any case, I DO NOT want some of what he's drinking. Definitely Haterade.
That's excellent! It's my favorite one!! :)Fuckin' unicorns.
Fuckin' unicorns.That unicorn looks like he's going to be the last magical creature kicked outta the bar, BG.So I'm doubtin' the fuckin'.~
The eff word's only meant to surprise and shock! Who would ever use the F word and unicorns in the same sentence? Only a heathen would do such a thing.Oh my God, that illustration is so funny, Jennifer! lol
Another drunk animal!
Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?
Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?lol... I have no idea, which is obviously why I left it in the ashtray.
Unicornz - Keepin' it real.
Best letter yet!! I'm kinda obsessed with the disgruntled Unicorn!!
Snag is currently working on a book solely about the disgruntled unicorn. I'll be illustrating the whole thing.A copy will be waiting for you, Von!
Note to Snag:Start writing the disgruntled unicorn book... maybe work in a zombie...
I'll start you off, Snag...He's back and he's mad as hell! OrHe's back and he's not going to take it anymore!!@!"OrBite my crank (horn?).
in Chapter One, he could skewer PZ Myers, saying "Fossil record my ass! Eat horn, Biology Boy!!"
Unicorn - The Horning.
Unicorn 2 even hornier!!!
Oh gawd... now we're getting into Uniporn.Snag, next project... The Animals Are Scaring Me: An Illustrated Ménage à Trois.
I wonder what's on top of a uniporn's head?
Don't tempt me, fish... I have children in the house who don't need to see pervy drawings...
he's the model for this unicorn
Of course it is from Newbury Comics.
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Unicorns smoke?
No wonder they don't exist.
He was pushed to the brink, ZRM!! This lack of belief in him has pushed him to the dark side...
"Mock me...Do I not guzzle umbrella drinks?"
~
OK, he looks pretty pissed. Must have had an architect fuck up his project.
In any case, I DO NOT want some of what he's drinking. Definitely Haterade.
That's excellent! It's my favorite one!! :)
Fuckin' unicorns.
Fuckin' unicorns.
That unicorn looks like he's going to be the last magical creature kicked outta the bar, BG.
So I'm doubtin' the fuckin'.
~
The eff word's only meant to surprise and shock! Who would ever use the F word and unicorns in the same sentence? Only a heathen would do such a thing.
Oh my God, that illustration is so funny, Jennifer! lol
Another drunk animal!
Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?
Does he hold the smoke with two hooves together?
lol... I have no idea, which is obviously why I left it in the ashtray.
Unicornz - Keepin' it real.
Best letter yet!! I'm kinda obsessed with the disgruntled Unicorn!!
Snag is currently working on a book solely about the disgruntled unicorn. I'll be illustrating the whole thing.
A copy will be waiting for you, Von!
Note to Snag:
Start writing the disgruntled unicorn book... maybe work in a zombie...
I'll start you off, Snag...
He's back and he's mad as hell!
Or
He's back and he's not going to take it anymore!!@!"
Or
Bite my crank (horn?).
in Chapter One, he could skewer PZ Myers, saying "Fossil record my ass! Eat horn, Biology Boy!!"
Unicorn - The Horning.
Unicorn 2 even hornier!!!
Oh gawd... now we're getting into Uniporn.
Snag, next project... The Animals Are Scaring Me: An Illustrated Ménage à Trois.
I wonder what's on top of a uniporn's head?
Don't tempt me, fish... I have children in the house who don't need to see pervy drawings...
he's the model for this unicorn
Of course it is from Newbury Comics.
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