"Knock it off," whispered E.'s wife.
"What?" E. whispered back.
"You and Snag are giving the finger to a fifth grader. What the hell's wrong with you?"
"It's A.'s kid. He thinks it's funny."
"Everybody's watching."
"There wouldn't be much point otherwise," I said, quietly.
"Leave her alone," my Lovely Bride hissed. "She just had surgery."
"I wish I had pain medication," I mused.
"You're going to need it when we get home," the Lovely Bride added before turning her attention back to the stage where our kids were parading back and forth accepting awards.
I was back from my fishing trip, a dozen walleye and twice as many beers happier than before I left. Home just in time for the fifth grade awards ceremony. The last hurrah before the kids leave for middle school.
Somehow my youngest fell in with a good group of kids a few years ago. They probably felt sorry for him. Anyway, now he and his friends were collecting the rewards of years of grueling effort, a real sweat shop to hear them tell it.
Certificates for Academic Achievement. Physical fitness. School Safety Patrol. Perfect Attendance. An award named after a deceased teacher remembered for his kindness. Another named after a deceased teacher remembered for her love of sports and music.
E. and I made faces at them as they crossed the stage, his wife yelled at us, and the kids giggled. Finally the whole class sang "What A Wonderful World," the parents wiped away a few tears, and we congregated by the cookies.
"Nice," I told T.'s son. He'd won a bunch of awards. He played baseball and basketball with my kid. His dad and I coached their soccer team for a few years.
"Way to go," E. told M.'s daughter. She'd won a bunch of awards. She played baseball with my kid. E. and her dad coached together for a few years.
"Well done," H. told E.'s kid. He'd won a bunch of awards. He played baseball with my kid. E.'s dad coached him in baseball for a couple years.
"Great job," everyone told A.'s kid. He played baseball and basketball and soccer with my kid. We've all coached him in something at some point.
"Way to go," O. told my kid. Inexplicably, he'd won a bunch of awards too. He'd played baseball and basketball and soccer with O.'s kid and half the kids in the class. I'd coached almost as many in one thing or another.
Other kids came by, children of our friends or friends of our children, or both. We congratulated them and took their pictures and shook their hands. They milled around for a little while, in the school they'd never look at again in the same way. The school we'd never look at again in the same way. The parents wiped away a few more tears and we hugged each other, even though we'd be seeing each other again that evening or this weekend.
That night E. sent me a text message. "A good day."
"Yes it was," I replied.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Movin' On
Posted by Snag at 11:22 PM
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And you've coached them in the art of flipping the bird... Hmmmm.
That's a trick for barbecuing, right?
With all those awards going to kids you've coached, one might suspect you're having a positive impact on the youth of America.
and then he throws bacon at them, while screaming about zombies.
I call it a wash.
I feel like your kids go to school on Sesame Street.
I was back from my fishing trip, a dozen walleye and twice as many beers happier than before I left.
So there was a winner in the game!
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What are you going to do with 12 Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class? Can I borrow 6 for my house?
a dozen walleyes?
you should wrap 'em around the half-smokes.
you should wrap 'em around the half-smokes.
And then stuff them in a turkey and deep-fry it.
Sesame Street with liquor and swearing, maybe.
Sesame Street DOESN'T have liquor and swearing?
What the hell was I watching?
South Park.
5th grade graduation/aware ceremony?
Lame.
Call AG when he graduates college. Only let it ring though if he's Jewish, hot, and graduating somewhere AG might be impressed by.
Fish, call me. I got six of something you can have.
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