"I'm expecting a shipment of half smokes next week," I said.
My mother was visiting. "You're expecting what?" she asked.
"Half smokes. I ordered them from a place in Virginia. My internet friend Pinko Punko found the place for me."
"What's a half smoke?"
"A kind of sausage. I was introduced to them by another internet friend, Chuckles."
"Does any of this make sense to you?" my mother asked my Lovely Bride.
"Unfortunately it does," she replied.
"I am sorry," said my mother.
"Thank you," said the Lovely Bride.
The sausages arrived today. I will not be sharing.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
The Sausage Has Landed
Posted by Snag at 9:16 PM
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Lucy TAKES.
For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!
And after I posted the link to the Meat Pirates, you won't share.
I shan't be back.
Long weekend. Maybe there should be a zombee invasion....
I think there's a recent top ten list that this post title should be added to.
Did I mention I can get these anytime I want? At the true source. I notice BCB is now 100% wind powered. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.
Thank gawd fish is not competitive...
Enjoy your mail-order half smokes, Snag!!! Even if fish can get them anytime he wants. :)
I'm guessing fish's state fair doesn't have spaghetti and meatballs on a stick!
enjoy!!!
Just wait until your mother finds out one of your internet friends is a zombie....
How were the Snagsages? Any left? Or are you sitting in a meat-based lethargy?
meat-based lethargy
:)
"I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone, he's digesting..."
"I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone, he's being digested...."
I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone.
He's predestining.
~
I'm sorry, snag can't come to the phone right now. Something about bourbon and hiding his wiener.
"Does any of this make sense to you?" my mother asked my Lovely Bride.
"Unfortunately it does," she replied.
Classic.
No complaints here. Enjoy! AG is going more and more kosher these days. It's good to be Jewish. And not the Internet friends mentioned to mom. I don't want to be associated with your dope or bacon habits!
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