Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Sausage Has Landed

"I'm expecting a shipment of half smokes next week," I said.

My mother was visiting. "You're expecting what?" she asked.

"Half smokes. I ordered them from a place in Virginia. My internet friend Pinko Punko found the place for me."

"What's a half smoke?"

"A kind of sausage. I was introduced to them by another internet friend, Chuckles."

"Does any of this make sense to you?" my mother asked my Lovely Bride.

"Unfortunately it does," she replied.

"I am sorry," said my mother.

"Thank you," said the Lovely Bride.

The sausages arrived today. I will not be sharing.

15 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

Lucy TAKES.

The Unsharered said...

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

And after I posted the link to the Meat Pirates, you won't share.

I shan't be back.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Long weekend. Maybe there should be a zombee invasion....

Mendacious D said...

I think there's a recent top ten list that this post title should be added to.

fish said...

Did I mention I can get these anytime I want? At the true source. I notice BCB is now 100% wind powered. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.

Jennifer said...

Thank gawd fish is not competitive...

Enjoy your mail-order half smokes, Snag!!! Even if fish can get them anytime he wants. :)

I'm guessing fish's state fair doesn't have spaghetti and meatballs on a stick!

Kathleen said...

enjoy!!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Just wait until your mother finds out one of your internet friends is a zombie....


How were the Snagsages? Any left? Or are you sitting in a meat-based lethargy?

Jennifer said...

meat-based lethargy

:)

"I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone, he's digesting..."

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone, he's being digested...."

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'm sorry, Snag can't come to the phone.

He's predestining.
~

fish said...

I'm sorry, snag can't come to the phone right now. Something about bourbon and hiding his wiener.

Brando said...

"Does any of this make sense to you?" my mother asked my Lovely Bride.
"Unfortunately it does," she replied.

Classic.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

No complaints here. Enjoy! AG is going more and more kosher these days. It's good to be Jewish. And not the Internet friends mentioned to mom. I don't want to be associated with your dope or bacon habits!