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Thursday, March 19, 2009
Snag's Progress 2009 - Day 5
Posted by Snag at 3:59 PM
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Pillows still looking as flat as the land. How's your neck holding up?
Aren't you glad you get to travel with us, Snag?!?!
Why do all motels have the same colour duvets? A weird dark purple pattern. Dare I take a guess?
CAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP AND STUCK IN THE 80's!!!
And no,it's not to hide bloodstains, although...
And no,it's not to hide bloodstains, although...
Objection. You can't know that.
E. Still in Ohio.
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Let's all pitch in so Snag can buy a black light and take a picture of the room illuminated only with that... then we'll see how much blood, etc, etc, etc, is in there.
heavy on the etc., I would think...
Blood is a more flexible term than you might imagine.
It appears that no trace of spring is interfering with the unadulterated oppressiveness of your peregrinations.
Still at the Hampton, huh?
CAUSE THEY'RE CHEAP AND STUCK IN THE 80's!!!
Also a good description of that movie in your avatar....
Not pictured: John Candy.
Not pictured: John Candy.
I love that movie.
One of my favorite movie lines ever- "And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener."
You have a point, Snag?
No, not really. Just kind of killing time. Never mind.
Hey, don't you have a new hideous soul-deadening roadside internment facility to go to?
Hey, don't insult Snag's house!
Snag- when you were on the road did anyone yell at you, "YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!"???
I was more referring to the motels, Jennifer.
But now that you mention it, One might think that a successful professional, father, and pillar of the community like Mr. Snag might be wanting to investigate the potential of having a sustainable, attractive, functional, and amenable domicile designed for his lovely family.
If only one could identify a qualified house designer....
Did I also mention that Snag is a scholar, with impeccable taste in food, drink, and children's books?
I was more referring to the motels, Jennifer.
I know...
ZRM, don't forget to include a room with the rotating knives.
it'll be stainless steel, fish.
sushi!
"YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!!!"???
Holy hell, you just summed up my life. Call the granite guys, have my tombstone inscribed.
Hey, don't insult Snag's house!
Now that is a zinger.
no insult was intended.
Jeez, you'd think I made a pubic hair comment.
Brando, don't you have a Whitesnake retrospective to watch?
Brando, don't you have a Whitesnake retrospective to watch?
LOL!!!
Also... apparently stainless steel knives are ok for ZRM, but not stainless steel sinks.
And I'm sure ZRM meant no insult... but if I recall from last year's trip, Snag heads home for the weekend, so hotel hell will have to wait for a couple of days.
And I should get back to the alphabet.
If only one could identify a qualified house designer....
I don't have a clue...
And I'm sure ZRM meant no insult... but if I recall from last year's trip, Snag heads home for the weekend, so hotel hell will have to wait for a couple of days.
see, now that is information that a zombie could have used a couple of comments ago....
apparently stainless steel knives are ok for ZRM, but not stainless steel sinks.
well, obviously. There's a functional aspect to this. I'm not opposed to Stainless in the proper context. See Texas Chainsaw Massacre for more information....
And I should get back to the alphabet.
Grammar-Spelling Zombie approves.
see, now that is information that a zombie could have used a couple of comments ago....
If you paid attention last year, ZRM, you would have remembered. Why do you hate Snag???
And I'm sure ZRM meant no insult... but if I recall from last year's trip, Snag heads home for the weekend, so hotel hell will have to wait for a couple of days.
What kind of trip through hell lets you go home on weekends?
If you paid attention last year, ZRM, you would have remembered.
Zombeez got no long term memory capacity....
What kind of trip through hell lets you go home on weekends?
I think he's merely on hell probation.
frolicking in the comment thread continues unabated
Orange Swish Chubbies for all.
Two points.
First, what makes anyone think a weekend at home is a respite for me?
Second, the only thing I need more than an architect is a banker.
Second, the only thing I need more than an architect is a banker.
Having a barbecue? Or a Banker-based pork explosion?
Maybe a pork-based Banker explosion....
I'm presently reading John Barnes' "Hive" series of SF, wherein banking is referred to as one of the ancient horrors of medieval America.
More like someone to finance the wondrous architectural dreams, preferably with a mortgage that will outlive me.
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