Monday, March 16, 2009

Snag's Progress 2009 - Day 2



















I am:

A. In Narnia

B. On the set of "Holiday Inn"

C. Visiting the world's smallest Chinatown

D. In a well furnished meatlocker

E. _____?

27 comments:

Jennifer said...

It's kind of scary how the pillows are staring at you.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Worse when they follow you around the room.

Have you looked behind those pictures Snag? Cuz that's usually how they hide the blood spatters.

Jennifer said...

Is it just me or does that fitted sheet on the far bed look like it doesn't quite fit the mattress?? Or... perhaps the center of the bed is loaded down with errant hair and the pressure is pulling off the sheet.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

See, although I knew my other comment was WAY over the edge, I also knew this crowd would run with it like birds with fresh fishies in their beaks....

Jennifer said...

P is for pubic lice
They hide in the covers.
Leftover remnants
From clandestine lovers.

Snag said...

Okay now, come on, you are not helping at all.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jennifer, it would be awesome if you had a drawing to go with that.

And how much MORE AWESOME would it be, if said drawing featured these very beds?

HMMM?
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Jennifer said...

I like Snag. Don't tempt me.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Don't tempt me.

Ponders temptations. Chocolate? Pie?

My mom was from Wisconsin. (She and my dad both graduated from Marquette.)

Beer?
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Jennifer said...

I'm not from Wisconsin... besides, beer would make me drowsy.

Brando said...

Apparently, you're having so much fun, one bed can't contain it all.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Brando, are you implying that the bed may have other things in it?

Because I would NEVER imply anything like that.

Snag said...

For the love of God, stop tormenting me! The pillows aren't just watching me, they're beginning to speak.

fish said...

I am sure that it would never occur to the underpaid cleaning staff that it is much easier to just remake the bed after the one-hour rental.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Especially when it was the third one-hour rental in the last 24 hours.
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Jennifer said...

Hope you slept tight and that the bed bugs didn't bite...

Mendacious D said...

The pillows aren't just watching me, they're beginning to speak.

Who doesn't like a little pillow talk?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hope you slept tight and that the bed bugs didn't bite...

Maybe the pillows did though.

NOM NOM NOM!

Kathleen said...

omg this thread is so wrong, it's right.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

In your delicate condish, I would recommend NOT reading the prior one K.

But THAT's where it all started....

Jennifer said...

It's ZRM's fault.

Also, I wonder if Snag will share anymore photos with us or if he's scarred enough from the these two threads.

I wonder if the carpeting in these rooms was crunchy...

Jennifer said...

Snag? Did you pack a carpet rake??

Brando said...

George: Uh, Jerry, you want your blankets tucked in?

Jerry: Excuse me, what?

George: You want your blankets tucked in?

Jerry: What blankets?

George: When Lupe makes up the beds in the morning.

Jerry: I don't know, whatever they do.

Lupe: I tuck in? Yes?

Jerry: Tuck in, tuck in.

George: Alright, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.

Lupe: Okay.

George: Yeah. One second sweetheart. Jerry, I really think it'd be easier if
you didn't tuck.

Jerry: Excuse me, fine, you don't want me to tuck, put me down for a no-tuck.

George (to Lupe): Two no-tucks.

Jerry: Uh, hang on a second, You know what? Changed my mind, make it a tuck.

George: You just said you weren't tucking.

Jerry: I'm tucking!

Jennifer said...

Snag!!! Come back! We'll be nice! I promise!! We won't even care if you tuck or not.

Snag said...

Thanks for getting my back, y'all.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Now that I've had time to consider my decision, I pick A,D,B:

A. In Narnia, D. In a well furnished meatlocker, B. On the set of "Holiday Inn".

That is my final answer, until you ask me again.
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Adorable Girlfriend said...

The Hampton Inn!