Mother Snag

While Kathleen's sending her significant other out for McMuffins I thought she'd enjoy boning up on some of the nursery rhymes she'll need to know.

Birds lay eggs and Snag eats eggs and that's why I have scurvy
I think I have rickets too, just like you.
Yes, birds lay eggs and Snag eats eggs and that's why I have scurvy
I think I have rickets too, just like you.

Hickory, trickery, tromp,
The moose ran through the swamp.
The clock struck six,
The moose shit a brick!
Hickory, trickery, tromp.

Jack is stupid,
Jack is dumb,
Jack's little brain
Is completely numb.

Humpty Dumpty lived on a farm.
Humpty Dumpty cut off his arm.
The ambulance came to take him away
But Humpty was already cold as the clay.

Ladybug! Ladybug!
Get out of town.
Your meth lab's on fire.
And your pit bull's been drowned.

Mary, Mary, fat and hairy,
How do you make soup?
With veal stock and pickled hocks,
And a dog that died of croup.

Old King Cole was a nasty old man,
And a nasty old man was he.
He called for his whip, and he called for his gun,
And he called for his prisoners three.
Every prisoner had a broken knee,
And a very sore back had he, had he.
AAAGH! AAAGH!, went the fiddlers three,
AAAGH, AAAGH! AIEE!
AAAGH! AAAGH!, went the fiddlers three,
AAAGH, AAAGH! AIEE!