As someone who loves a good gene splicing (and who doesn't?), I've whiled away many happy hours in the backyard laboratory I share with the lawn mower and several bags of potting soil. I'm just now ready to peel back the curtain and share some of my favorite creations.
Moose of Paradise
The delicate Moose of Paradise combines the resplendent beauty of the traditional blossom with the quiet dignity and unmistakable aroma of the moose. I have high hopes for this as the next trend for prom night.
Siamese Moose
Playful and elegant, the Siamese Moose likes nothing more than to curl up on your lap on a cold winter night. The perfect solution for those pet lovers with an allergy to dander.
Moosekatoo
With its stunning plumage and uncanny ability to mimic the world around it, the moosekatoo is sure to be a favorite at a pet store near you. It loves to perch on a finger and be hand fed seed.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
The Wonder Of It All
Posted by Snag at 9:03 PM
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You have got some MAD photoshop skillz, my man!
I want a moosekatoo!
That second photo looks like cropped moose porn.
Just once. Once.
It's all that AG asks.
No moose.
AG, It's either moose miscellania or heartwarming child-rearing daddy stories.
I vote for heartwarming moose rear stories.
....the moosekatoo is sure to be a favorite at a pet store near you. It loves to perch on a finger and be hand fed seed.
....and fingers.
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Does the moosekatoo perch on the Moose of paradise? or are they from different ecosystems?
Obviously the Moose are not only an invasive species, but also a horny one.... and not very discriminating.
Are we missing moose commentary? I seem to recall more moose stuff in the comments section. Are you deleting comments, Snag?
I'll take the deranged Leave it To Snag-ver stories.
No deletions. I think the two-fer moose posts diffused the comments. As for moose porn. . . gotta think that one over.
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