Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Candy Man

Creepy? What's creepy about this?

Who can take menudo, sprinkle it with corn
Cover it with liver and make you sad that you were born
The Snaggy Man, oh the Snaggy Man can
The Snaggy Man can 'cause he mixes it with moose and makes the world taste good.

Who can take a sheep's lung, wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in oatmeal and make a groovy haggis pie
The
Snaggy Man, the Snaggy Man can
The
Snaggy Man can 'cause he mixes it with moose and makes the world taste good.

The
Snaggy Man makes everything he bakes, horrifying and appalling
Now you talk about your childhood dreaming, you can hear your dinner screaming.

Oh, who can take an emu, wash the feathers down the drain
Separate the offal and collect up all the brains
The
Snaggy Man, oh the Snaggy Man can
The
Snaggy Man can 'cause he mixes it with moose and makes the world taste good.

The Snaggy Man makes everything he bakes, horrifying and appalling
Now you talk about your childhood dreaming, you can hear your dinner screaming.


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take an emu, wash the feathers down the drain
Separate the offal and collect up all the brains

The
Snaggy Man, the Snaggy Man can
The
Snaggy Man can 'cause he mixes it with moose and makes the world taste good
Yes, the
Snaggy Man can 'cause he mixes it with moose and makes the world taste good.

5 comments:

Jennifer said...

Snag WINS!!! And without an entrail, I mean entry.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

it's a HIT!!

Anonymous said...

someone gave me a bottle of buffalo sauce recently and I just poured it on my chicken and now I discover that it contains no buffalo no not one single wing aaaaaaaarrrrgghhh

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Now do it to "Silent Night"

Kathleen said...

If we sing this song in front of a mirror at midnight, will Snag materialize?