Reasons for Living

1. Talladega Nights is out on DVD.

2. Pastrami. Sweet, sweet pastrami.

3. The suicide clause in my life insurance policy.

4. Powerball. It's not just a lottery ticket. It's hope.

5. Beer.

6. A Republican minority.

7. Little League baseball.

8. Beer.

9. If there's an afterlife, that's not necessarily a good thing for me.

10. Lists.