Well, you aren't even in my rearview mirror for Worst Dad Ever, so relax, you big jerk. Thanks to my failures as Architect, we can only afford to send our SINGLE son to a Milwaukee college, and even UMM told him to go pound sand.
So feel good about that! There are Dads WAY worse than you!
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I want to sign up for you as my Big Brother. We can do activities. Probably verboten by cardiologists all over the world.
Holy hell.
SERIOUSLY???
Please tell us you're taking the family to Wallyworld.
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It's only a rental. Part of the reason I remain the worst dad ever. That, and forcing him to spend spring break in Arizona.
And people wonder why I drink.
I only wonder why people DON'T drink....
But in any case, Snag is guilty of maliciously trolling us.
Worst/best dad ever would have been to make him ride in the tiny backseat while you played Snagtunes up front.
Well, you aren't even in my rearview mirror for Worst Dad Ever, so relax, you big jerk. Thanks to my failures as Architect, we can only afford to send our SINGLE son to a Milwaukee college, and even UMM told him to go pound sand.
So feel good about that! There are Dads WAY worse than you!
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