Thursday, April 15, 2010

Biker Chick

"Why is there a moped in the garage?" I asked.

"It's ours," said the Lovely Bride.

"What?"

"We talked about it," said the Lovely Bride.

"And I said, 'no.'"

"You bought an iPod."

"There's a reason the bumper stickers don't say, 'Start Seeing iPods.'"

17 comments:

Jennifer said...

Well, iPods and mopeds are about the same size...

I'm not helping here, am I...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"And I said, 'no.'"

And you lost.
~

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

on the plus side, you can now buy that brewery...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OR....

Zombie can come and visit and I can take it for a ride and wrap it around a tree. Problem Solved!!

Von said...

Lovely Bride - For The Win!!

Snag said...

It's always the Lovely Bride for the win. I just need to accept that.

ZRM, you should come spend a week here. My iPod would be the least of her concerns.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Can we get it to pop a wheelie?

Another Kiwi said...

Moped? Ipod? What we got here is a simple misunderstandin', folks. Best resolved with a spittin' contest.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How much warning you need Snag? Half hour?

fish said...

iMoped? Mopod?

Smut Clyde said...

Zombie can come and visit and I can take it for a ride and wrap it around a tree.

The iPod or the brewery?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

doesn't matter. Anything in my possession stands the danger of being wrapped around a tree.

rtfgvb7801 said...

IS VERY GOOD..............................

Kathleen said...

you can do that?
just go buy something?

jogging stroller here I come!!!!

Smut Clyde said...

Don't wrap it around a tree.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Why is there a zombie on the couch?"

Brando said...

It's always the Lovely Bride for the win. I just need to accept that.

Snag: the Washington Generals of husbands.