Scene: An email exchange between W. (department communications director) and me.
Me: Don't forget we have a site visit for that initiative in the morning.
W.: Can you drive?
Me: Sure. I hope you enjoy road rage.
W.: Really? You're so calm at work.
Me: That's because I was hired to be a pain sponge. I absorb all the frustration and conflict and unhappiness floating around the office so that people can focus on doing their jobs. Then I wring myself out when I'm driving.
W.: Is that healthy?
Me: I doubt it. I try to separate my driving persona from the rest of my life, though. It works, except when the neighbor's dog starts telling me to do bad things.
W.: Speaking of alter-egos, you need one for this project. How about Savage Chicken Badass Dr. Snag?
Me: I'm more like a sulky grouse.
W.: Love the image.
Me: Wait until I wear that costume tomorrow.
W.: I'll come as the owly owl.
Me: Give a hoot, maintain adequate property/casualty coverage.
W.: Leave me alone. You are a black hole of time-stealing ridiculosity.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
That Didn't Take Long
Posted by Snag at 8:39 AM
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You are a black hole of time-stealing ridiculosity.
That should go on a t shirt
don't do it fish, it was uttered by a lawyer and you will have to pay royalties.
fish=stolen
zombie=echos
Snag- The Sulky Grouse could come before The Pissed Unicorn if you wish. :)
Zombie Echoes makes a better album name than band name.
LOL at "pain sponge".
This has been another seen from The Passion of the Snag.
although Time Stealing Ridiculosity sounds like a helluva party.
You are a black hole of time-stealing ridiculosity.
Have you mentioned this incident to your mom, Snag?
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a black hole of time-stealing ridiculosity.
sounds like 3Bulls blog to me
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