Scene: I'm in meeting. Text message arrives.
Youngest child: Im getting a buzz cut.
Me: WHAT?
Youngest: I got my head buzzed dont worry [my 12-year-old] friend did it its fine.
Me: Stop lying.
Youngest: Serious! We r going to c a movie.
Me: You didn't really shave your head did you?
Youngest: Ya. Y r u so mad?
Friday, March 12, 2010
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Posted by Snag at 9:39 PM
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when I was in high school, my mom used to always complain that my hair was too long. "Get a hair cut!"
Then, when I went to college and discovered punk, came home with a buzz and it was "Why would you cut your hair so short? It looks terrible!"
Next time, maybe he can get a sideways Flock of Seagulls haircut.
So... how does he look?
He looks like he got a haircut from a 12-year-old.
Y r u so mad?
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I'm getting a buzz cut.
If I was the friend I woulda put a word on the back of his head.
perhaps he did, Substance.
Maybe the young Snag should have "Pork" written on his buzz.
Or tattooed on his knuckles.
"Beans" would be on the other hand, obviously.
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