Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Animals Are Scaring Me: An Illustrated Menagerie (Z)

Illustrated by Jennifer.

27 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I guess we'll see no more posts at RSF, then.

Kathleen said...

classic.

fish said...

LOL!! Typically their eyes bug out a lot more when you squeeze them though...

Brando said...

Way to save the best for last.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I guess technically, zombies aren't animules, so the Ombudszombie insists I let you off the hook this time.

Yes, Sir Jen, it is ALWAYS about the zombie. Zombies are HUGE attention whores. Always mugging for the camera.

Jennifer said...

Yes, Sir Jen, it is ALWAYS about the zombie. Zombies are HUGE attention whores. Always mugging for the camera.

:)

No wonder there are so many zombie movies!

As for the subject matter, I merely illustrated. You'll have to take your zombie beefs up with Snag.

Mmmm, Zombie Beefs! Sounds like it could be one of his recipes.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Actually, I believe Zombie Beefs was the working title for Zappa's Zombie Woof.

Jennifer said...

I thought it was Zombie Beefheart...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You'll have to take your zombie beefs up with Snag.

O, I intend to. I intend to.

Snag said...

I'd like an Angus Zombie and an order of fries, please.

Jennifer said...

You'll have to take your zombie beefs up with Snag.

And you might want to consider hiring new zombie lobbyists.

Angus Zombie

Sounds like a great baby name!

Jennifer said...

Oops, I should have said, "take up your zombie beefs...".

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'd like an Angus Zombie and an order of fries, please.

Yeah, you don't think Mcdonald's is a Zombie front?

Consider the increase in obesity that correlates with fast food consumption. It slows you breathers down, you see.

Ray Kroc. Zombie hero.

blue girl said...

Scientists are so insensitive and brutal!

This one is just great. Love them all, guys! Great job!

fish said...

I am sad there are no more letters. Can we do Greek ones now? Cyrillic?

Jennifer said...

Snag? Weren't we talking about the Filthbot version? :)

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Agree, BG. There's even a bit of smudginess to the fingers....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Poor Zeeba. Keeled!
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Brando said...

Zapf Dingbats, perhaps?

herr doktor bimler said...

Jennifer needs a bigger special-effects budget. You simply bought a sardine and painted stripes on it because you couldn't afford a real zebrafish. Admit it.

Jennifer said...

I think sardines are more expensive than zebrafish these days...

However, I will give you that the zebrafish was not to scale (have at the fish puns) and is a bit more sardine-sized.

Oh alright! I can't lie!!! IT'S A FREAKIN' SARDINE painted with mascara!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I first got an aquarium in first grade (for good grades!).

I believe zebrafish were 8 to the dollar.

Learning that you needed a top on your tank added a bit to the all in cost, as we say in the zebrafish banking biz.

Not to date meself, or such as.
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herr doktor bimler said...

The voice of the people sez GIVE JENNIFER A BIGGER FX BUDGET.
I still find that yak's feet not entirely convincing.

Jennifer said...

I still find that yak's feet not entirely convincing.

I'm guessing the same would go for the bison and moose.

:)

Jennifer said...

hdb- you might want to take up the sardine issue with fish... he was kind enough to pose and I believed him when he said he was a zebrafish, but I also think he showed up en masse... in a can... and I believe I spotted some mustard sauce on the carpet after he left.

Snag- I think this was your most Jack London verse yet. Cruelty to the characters!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Need Moar Letterz.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Best BG comment. Evah.