Friday, July 18, 2008

ROI

"I've got $7,500 worth of accidental death and dismemberment on each of my kids."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Through my bank. One of those freebies they throw in when you have a checking account."

"Nice."

"How much do you think a burlap sack and a shovel costs?"

"Not $7,500."

"That's what I figured."

"MOM!!"

1 comments:

almostinfamous said...

"How much do you think a burlap sack and a shovel costs?"

"Not $7,500."


CREEPY! it's like you read my mind