Belated, yes, but resolutions nonetheless.
1. Eat more meat
2. Drink more bourbon
3. Eat more bourbon-flavored meat
4. Drink more meat-flavored bourbon
5. Be serious
6. Bite me
7. No, really, bite me
8. Sell a kidney
9. Buy a liver
10. Vote
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Auld Lang Syne
Posted by Snag at 12:04 AM
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11. Eat a bourbon-flavored kidney.
12. Buy a bourbon-laced vote.
I vote to buy a liver.
Meat-flavored bourbon? Would that be made by Kebob Creek?
Bourbon laced liver? Already taken care of. I'll put it in my will.
brando: I'd figured Buffalo Trace. If it were human you could also make the case for Maker's Mark.
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