Can you guess where I am from the state symbols in this list?
State Bird: Turkey vulture
State Animal: The beef
State Photograph: Governor's booking shot
State Drink: Yes
State Fish: Asian "Jump Out of the Water and Kill Boaters" carp
State Plant: Buckthorn
State Poison: Cyanide
State Gemstone: Bituminous
State Fruit: Jello
State Seal: Baby (clubbed)
State Metal: Antimony
State Tree: Plywood
State Muffin: Mc
State Insect: Tsetse fly
State Song: Swing Low, Sweet Chariot
Monday, July 30, 2007
Where In The World Is Snag?
Posted by Snag at 11:32 PM
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8 comments:
Is it Snag Dakota? Snaggisota? Snagiana? Snaginois? Snagaware? Snagoming? Snagas? Snag Carolina? Snaginton? Snagaska? Snagowa? Snagconsin?
Did I get it?? Do I win???
State of Confusion? State of Emergency? State of Denial???
Lock up your moose.
Snag is on the road again.
I'm guessing one of the Dakotas or Nebraska.
Hell. but it's a dry heat.
Dry heat, my camel's hump. That is worse for the skin.
Are you going to leave us hanging like this?
For our purposes, Kathleen's guess is close enough. It was no dry heat, though, more like a sauna gone hideously off the tracks. No moose either, although I thought I saw a volcano in the far distance.
to quote Henry Rollins,
"...the heat is a living thing that wants to kill you."
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