tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post6588604942325375979..comments2023-10-29T04:55:11.344-06:00Comments on Befouled: Bon Appétit, Volume 4Snaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-20297212973174951732007-07-17T15:34:00.000-06:002007-07-17T15:34:00.000-06:00it's like the food pyramid, for zombies.it's like the food pyramid, for zombies.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-15409165601325165722007-07-17T13:37:00.000-06:002007-07-17T13:37:00.000-06:00First of all, Canuck Dry flavors meat so much bett...First of all, Canuck Dry flavors meat so much better than Dr. Pepper. Mandos and other Canucks better back AG up here.<BR/><BR/>Second of all, this is all for kids. You want to serve stuff to enemies. You make some interesting wine ala arsenic in the lab. Get funky with it for say, St. Patricks Day. Color it green. Have the frenemies over and serve them some nice brains and cabbage followed by a side of baby and that lovely wine. <BR/><BR/>If that does make them go McPatty O'Shea, I don't know what will.<BR/><BR/>Third of all, AG doesn't roll this way. AG is an Italian. AG calls up Uncle Tiny, ya know, the guy who is neither tiny or related to AG and tells him who is on her list. UT takes it from there because princesses don't do their own dirtee work. We look in the yellow pages for goombas for that.<BR/><BR/>UT spares no small gesture when he has the bitches whacked. Think roses and blood stained whirlpools. Drops those bodies off somewhere around Newburgh, NY in a cornfield or K-Mart dumpster and calls it a day after he comes over to AG's parents for some spaghetti and veenooh.<BR/><BR/>If he's super awesome, he picks up his trashy beeotch Kathie on the way home and lets her diddle him for dessert.<BR/><BR/>P.S. Hi NSA!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-18190954669984397392007-07-17T09:59:00.000-06:002007-07-17T09:59:00.000-06:00I loved Dr. Pepper! Snag, if one is traveling in t...I loved Dr. Pepper! Snag, if one is traveling in the south, may one substitute Mr. Pibb?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-9424191273330834482007-07-17T08:19:00.000-06:002007-07-17T08:19:00.000-06:00Dingoes and Republican Vice Presidents eat babies....Dingoes and Republican Vice Presidents eat babies. Zombies eat brains.<BR/><BR/>Was this an episode from Hell's Kitchen?Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-43506857389698918572007-07-17T00:35:00.000-06:002007-07-17T00:35:00.000-06:00Best part: "ask your butcher to do this for you."Best part: "ask your butcher to do this for you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-78142880666144207612007-07-16T22:44:00.000-06:002007-07-16T22:44:00.000-06:00For those living in the hinterlands (i.e., Delawar...For those living in the hinterlands (i.e., Delaware) and therefore without access to Dr. Pepper, a reasonable substitute can be made by adding two tablespoons of pepper to a puree of neurologist.Snaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-175600101885048622007-07-16T20:49:00.000-06:002007-07-16T20:49:00.000-06:00I love Dr. Pepper.I love Dr. Pepper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-38230634928884824872007-07-16T20:22:00.000-06:002007-07-16T20:22:00.000-06:00sorry 'dorable. What zombie could resist such a f...sorry 'dorable. What zombie could resist such a fine repast as Snaggie has described? A pile of babies just pales in comparison.<BR/><BR/>If you care enough to make a fine meal, you will FIND the Dr. Pepper. It makes the dish.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-60515129613303916542007-07-16T20:03:00.000-06:002007-07-16T20:03:00.000-06:00Dr. Pepper? That's like 3Fools--does it even still...Dr. Pepper? That's like 3Fools--does it even still exist and if so, does anyone care?!!<BR/><BR/>They eat Babies with a side of brie and a fine glass of pinot noir.Adorable Girlfriendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00980315608634758758noreply@blogger.com