tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post3332042941985635171..comments2023-10-29T04:55:11.344-06:00Comments on Befouled: Don't Cry For Me, ArgentinaSnaghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-71528747274367054202007-06-22T15:08:00.000-06:002007-06-22T15:08:00.000-06:00I don't want a burial. I want the full Communist-h...I don't want a burial. I want the full Communist-head-of-state-under-glass treatment.<BR/><BR/>My wife, however, wants to be creamated. So I offered a compromise -- she could be creamated, and I'd be preserved in the Heisman pose, carrying her urn.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484284471046027179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-89012152113449395272007-06-22T13:56:00.000-06:002007-06-22T13:56:00.000-06:00Snag's funeral was a beautiful ceremony. I can't r...Snag's funeral was a beautiful ceremony. I can't remember when 3 dwarfs, a donkey and a pair of silk stocking was used to such dramatic effect...fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-43941429354704492682007-06-22T12:24:00.000-06:002007-06-22T12:24:00.000-06:00My yarbles will be bronzed and put in a prominent ...My yarbles will be bronzed and put in a prominent spot on my family's trophy case.<BR/><BR/>I wasn't aware of the Zoroastrian resemblance. I am, of course, an enormously spiritual person, so I'm not surprised I've spontaneously generated my own tradition.Snaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-1682534953122158942007-06-22T08:41:00.000-06:002007-06-22T08:41:00.000-06:00I am stipulating that I be buried in the tradition...I am stipulating that I be buried in the traditions of my ancestors: Burned on a longship set out to sea with a pile of possessions to help me in the afterlife, which should consist of getting drunk with Odin, punching out Loki, and beating Thor at horseshoes.Chuckleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09680171236677541103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-4896206453121742342007-06-21T22:19:00.000-06:002007-06-21T22:19:00.000-06:00Your description is not all that off from the Zoro...Your description is not all that off from the Zoroastrian funeral process, especially the eaten by raptors bit.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towers_of_Silence" REL="nofollow">Towers of Silence</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-2262237796013568482007-06-21T17:37:00.000-06:002007-06-21T17:37:00.000-06:00I want to be cooked and served as a 98-course tast...I want to be cooked and served as a 98-course tasting menu at El Bulli. It will give a whole new level of meaning to my motto of "eat me".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-88341573599762504382007-06-21T17:10:00.000-06:002007-06-21T17:10:00.000-06:00I want to be have my remains ground up into a wet,...I want to be have my remains ground up into a wet, pasty mess that is then sprayed with a hose all over whichever Bush is ruling America at the time.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-74087687242887452792007-06-21T16:53:00.000-06:002007-06-21T16:53:00.000-06:00Better to have it take place on a scow in my backy...<I>Better to have it take place on a scow in my backyard.</I><BR/><BR/>Those things just keep smooing and spooping, which doesn't sound fun.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6399721661977732482.post-64140364605883202482007-06-21T10:53:00.000-06:002007-06-21T10:53:00.000-06:00You and Grizzled seem to be on a similar page. Gri...You and Grizzled seem to be on a similar page. Grizzled wants a funeral pyre, loud, raucous music and libations. Of course he won't be partaking of the libations... <BR/><BR/>Pinatas are a nice touch. I'll have to make a note of that. <BR/><BR/>Will you be donating your yarbles to AG?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com